Types of Kpop Blogs

• The sickeningly sweet kpop blogs: Anneyong! ^^ I'm a Baby, VIP, A+, ELF, Cassie, Inspirit, SONE, Blackjack, Exotic and Shawol~ My biases are Kyuhyun and Kai and Luhan!! I ship HunHan, Kaisoo, and Baekyeol!! Say hello~~ ^__^
• The kpop blogs that pretend to be hipster: There's no escaping what's in my head...um yeah might reblog some Asian stuff
• The kpop/anime blogs: I LOVE KPOP AND ANIME! HYOUKA <33
• The Jpop/Kpop blogs: I loooooooove Asianssssss<33333333333
• The all about Asian stuff blogs: Hey there, welcome to my blog. I reblog things about Japan, Korea, and China. Welcome.
• The confession blogs: Confess your inner thoughts about kpop. Read the rules of submission please.
• The edits blogs: We edit your submissions. Please make sure you read our FAQ before submitting.
• The roleplay blogs: Hi! I'm SHINee's flaming charisma, Minho!
• The facts blogs: A blog dedicated to recording facts about ______. Please make sure you have a source before you submit.
• The sorta kpop blogs: Hi! My name is ______. I love horses, soccer, and running! Oh yeah, might have some kpop on here...but some personal stuff too! Talk to me!
• My blog: S;FGJLSK;HJLDK;LSKNH;KSGHIOTRHJWPOLFND,LMNBG

• What's under TOP's shirt: The biggest mystery in music industry.

• person: so what music are you into?
• me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation?

When non-kpop blogs follow me

• Me: are you sure.
• Me: are you absolutely sure about this.
• Me: 100% sure
• Me: this may not be the best choice for you
• Me: I'm trying to save you, dear
• Me: please think about it.
• Me: PLEASE.

Me and Eli talking... through the songs.

• Eli: You're ready for this?
• Me: For what?
• Eli: I'm a grown man.
• Me: Okay.
• Eli: Ready for romance.
• Me: Oh..kaay.
• Eli: I've met a really nice girl last night.
• Me: Really?
• Eli: Hell yeah!
• Me: Is she pretty?
• Eli: She's so cute.
• Me: I'm happy for you.
• Eli: And you're so tight.
• Me: What?
• Eli: Your love is like a melody.
• Me: Oh?
• Eli: Girl you are my favorite.
• Me: Me?
• Eli: You're such a bad bad bad girl.
• Me: I am? Okay, I'm your bad girl.
• Eli: You make me tingle tingle.
• Me: Oh, actually, you make me tingle tingle too.
• Eli: I can't live without you.
• Me: Aawwhhh, you're so sweet!
• Eli: Girl you piss me off.
• Me: But...but you said you can't live without me.. o.O
• Eli: Why did I turn on this love show?
• Me: I... I...
• Eli: Money, love, fashion, fame...
• Me: Huh?
• Eli: All that's in between.
• Me: What are you talking about?
• Eli: Don't cry, don't cry.
• Me: Don't make me cry then!
• Eli: Take it time, take it time, please, please.
• Me: Oh... okay but why?
• Eli: Because we shared one dream.
• Me: We did?
• Eli: I hate you!
• Me: Oh?
• Eli: So I hate you!
• Me: But...
• Eli: Think about it, don't hesitate.
• Me: Okaayy.
• Eli: I believe we could be a perfect fit.
• Me: But you said you hate me..
• Eli: See you again, good night kiss.
• Me: Kiss? Are you sure?
• Eli: I do believe you.
• Me: I do believe you, too but...

• NHM Executive: So AJ, what is your song going to be called?
• AJ: It's Amazing.
• NHM Executive: Oh. Well, that's nice. but what's the name of the song?
• AJ: Amazing.
• NHM Executive: We get that you think that you're a really great composer and all, but seriously what's the song?
• AJ: It's Amazing.
• NHM Executive: JESUS CHRIST AJ COULD YOU JUST GIVE US A LITTLE HINT OR SOMETHING? WHY ARE YOU BEING SO ARROGANT RIGHT NOW?
• AJ: I AM GIVING YOU A HINT! IT'S AMAZING!
• NHM Executive: AMAZING IS NOT A HINT, /AJ/. AMAZING IS A VAGUE ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE HOW AWESOME YOU THINK THIS SONG IS.
• AJ: NO! THE NAME OF THE SONG IS AMAZING.
• NHM Executive: Well, why didn't you just say that in the first place!
• AJ: I did.
• NHM Executive: Oh.

• Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
• Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.

• me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
• me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
• me at the beach: is there wi-fi
• me at family parties: is there wi-fi
• me at school: is there wi-fi
• me anywhere: is there wi-fi

The consequences of being a KPOP fanboy.

• Girl: So I heard you're a KPOP fan too.
• Boy: Oh yes.
• Girl: Well, I'm a/an (insert fandom name here). What's yours?
• Boy: Kissme.
• Girl: What?
• Boy: I said Kissme.
• Girl: Get outta here.
• Boy: But but..
• Girl: GET OUTTA HERE PERVERT!
• Boy: Let me expla-
• Girl: I said GET OUT!
• ...
• Later on:
• Boy: I should've told her I was a UKISS fanboy.
• Friend1: I feel you bro. That's what I get everytime I say I'm a Playboy.
• Friend2: At least you're not a Primadonna like me.
• Friend3: or a Baby.
• Friend4: or a B2uty.
• Friend5: Or a Queen. (-_-")
• Boy: Okay guys, you win.

• Interviewer: In Japan, younger men are usually popular among older women.
• Seungri: Really?! I'm young!